Military memes

"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
08/17/2015 at 16:46 • Filed to: None

A little funny for the military folks out there. Lost some brothers recently and the only way I can deal with it now is to laugh if off.

DISCUSSION (27)

bob and john > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 16:55

sorry man...if you need someone too talk to, my email is cool_saab93@hotmail.com (yea yea, dont judge me)

BTW, that ranger pretending to be a marine killed me.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > bob and john
08/17/2015 at 16:58

Dude, I have only converted 45% of my email off of my first gmail created when I was 7 years old (originally was a aol.com address that I brought over)

Snuze: Needs another Swede > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:04

Damn, sorry to hear about your brothers. If you ever need anything, hoser795@hotmail.com

Also, I’m a submarine vet. When we were tied up pier side I used to carry a pistol on watch in the engine room. Seriously. Someone needs to make a meme about that.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Snuze: Needs another Swede
08/17/2015 at 17:07

Lol, so much wtf.

I meant brothers in the service sense man. Marines are actively in harms way right now working with the Peshmerga and Saudi SF against IS and houthi fighters. They are in a very dangerous situation because there is no coalition backup should they get into more than was expected.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > bob and john
08/17/2015 at 17:07

pretending to be a SEAL right?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:08

Sorry for your loss and thank you for your service. Also: das is goodt :

Kinja'd!!!

bob and john > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:08

sorry, that.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
08/17/2015 at 17:08

My favorite is the last one. “We have chow at 1630.”

Snuze: Needs another Swede > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:11

I know what you meant. Everyone else who’s served in my family was in the Marines... I got a submarine. Close enough.

And yeah, I’ve heard a little bit about what’s going on. My thoughts are with them, no easy way out of that one.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Snuze: Needs another Swede
08/17/2015 at 17:14

When in doubt call for artillery...oh wait. That asset hasn’t been approved for tactical application.

“Hey guys wait a sec,” state department rep says, “just let the Iraqi army provide your fire support.”

JSOC guys, “lol, how about no.bearjpg”

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:17

My favorite is “meals ready to excrete”

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
08/17/2015 at 17:18

meals rejected by ethiopians

\jokes in bad taste from my military career

Tohru > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:36

Found an English translation of the Isis flag:

Kinja'd!!!

Future next gen S2000 owner > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:54

As a former grunt, I approve of all these. Sorry for your loss. Been there, it sucks.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tohru
08/17/2015 at 17:55

Haha. That was a good chuckle, I just can’t wrapy head around these people. How they are so manipulated by liars within the religion. I am by no means a critic or expert of any religion, even my own - but this caliphate is literally the most evil shit I can comprehend.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Future next gen S2000 owner
08/17/2015 at 17:57

Yut. In these moments we do what we do best, be professional, be polite, but have a plan to kill every motherfucker in the room.

Realistically, lets just kill the bad guys though.

RallyWrench > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 18:00

Sorry for your loss, and I wish safety and good hunting for your buddies.

Many of these are over my civilian head, but this also applies to racing mechanics:

Kinja'd!!!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > RallyWrench
08/17/2015 at 18:01

So by that logic I need to crew for a racing team? Noted, I’ll get on that now

RallyWrench > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 18:23

I think we talked about that once before, I would absolutely encourage you to look into it if it excites you. I speak from experience when I say that military guys make fantastic race crew.